I know that Fraggles sometimes wear strange hats but you ought to see what the Silly Creatures put on their heads. The other day I discovered the spot where Silly Creatures gather to wear very large and very bizarre hats. They call this spot a "salon". The hat wearing seemed to be a most pleasurable and social activity. There was merriment and mirth in this hat spot. So I thought I would try on one of these hats myself. I always knew that a hat could change one's appearances, but this hat changed my appearance more than I thought possible (even after I took it off). But never fear, I am still your lovable Traveling Matt.