The other day I was resting by the giant Fraggle pond and feeling very hungry when two of the silly-creatures eating an interesting kind of food. It must have been very tough – they just chewed, and chewed and chewed. They seemed to enjoy it so much, I decided I must try some. I hinted politely that I might be pleased to share their snack. The clever girl creatures got my message and gave me a stick of this odd food. It certainly was chewy, but it tasted delicious.
I was enjoying it when I noticed the two silly-creatures again. Their tongues inflated out of their mouths and exploded – like a horrible pink bubble. Naturally I spat out the food at once – who would eat food that made your tongue explode? These creatures are weird.